dean is apparently ‘dating’ this girl next door he told me that today but hes like ‘im dating a whore i know she fucks other guys so you know what i do? i go and date other girls’
he didnt say fuck other girls which is somewhat endearing in an odd way oh my god
alright we had this huge banner that said ‘Years ago I didn’t expect to….” and all the seniors had to write something
and this guy that thinks hes hot shit wrote ‘i didnt expect to be on the cover of GQ’ and i wrote under it ‘you’re not nor will you ever be’
I LOVE ME GOD
i love that nicole works at the hilton because i always go in there and flirt with the valets and bellmen god and every time i walk through the lobby to the front desk brian or kevin opens the door for me and are like ‘hello miss bostic nice to see you again’ god id fuck the shit out of kevin though honestly
and dean was really pissed off saturday at dwayne and anna so he was being a prick to literally everyone /except me/ which he was a total ray of sunshine to me omfg YOUR EXISTENCE IS REALLY ANNOYING ME
also my dad yelled at me because the bathroom in the office wasn’t clean or s/t and dean was there to hear it and my dad and i had left to go get us all drinks and while we were gone deal cleaned the bathroom and told me to tell my dad that i did it and i was like what and hes like shhh just do it
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oh my god okay dean got pissed today about something and he was like talking in this really deep voice and it was like under his breath but it was angry like i know you know what i mean anyway all i could think of is how hot that was and how he should pin me up against a wall and talk dirty to me in my ear in that voice while fucking me oh my god
tmi monday hmu
